Michael Schwartz

The act of sticking ones finger up a females butt hole before the person reaches first base.

"Dude you should totally Michael Schwartz her tonight"
"Its our first date"
"That's the point".

by Menwithouthats May 1, 2010

Hurricane Schwartz

1. Meteorologist on the Delaware Valley's channel 10 NBC news. He makes promotional commercials featuring his mom and he enjoys a super silly bow tie now and again... or everyday.

2. Someone who makes up innaccurate information for a living, while looking like a douche doing it.

1. Hurricane Schwartz just made a cheeky joke about precipitation. Oh Hurricane!

2. Meteorologists, lawyers, and catholic priests are all considered hurricane schwartzes

by Franklin Delano Roosevelt March 8, 2005

lisa schwartz

Lisa Schwartz (Lisbug) is an American YouTube Star , entertainer, singer and actress. Has over 1 million subscribers on YouTube. com and is in a relationship with YouTube Star Shane Dawson and own Unicorn (Corny the Dog)

Lisa Schwartz is dating Shane Dawson

by Smiler April 10, 2015

i see your schwartz is as big as mine

the size of the boy genetal

person 1: i see your schwartz is as big as mine
person 1: let's see how well you... handle it

by dark _helmet January 11, 2020

Going for Schwartz

It is basically growing a pair and declaring that you're finally going to make a move on the girl that you want. Also a code so no one knows who the fuck you're talking about in order to avoid suspicion.

Travis: Dude when are you going for Schwartz?
Paul: ah shit dude....we'll see when I ask her to formal.

by ShoeniceXx December 5, 2014

Schwartz

The Schwartz is the greater magic, a power that ties all living things. It originated in the Mel Brooks movie Spaceballs, a Star Wars/Star Trek spoof film. It is a direct replica of The Force, only with the name changed for copyright reasons. The keeper of The Schwartz is a short man living on a desert planet named Yogurt. The Schwartz swords are mearly generated in the position for comedic purposes and are not "penis powered".

HELMET: Yogurt. Yogurt. I hate Yogurt. Even with strawberries.
SANDURZ: I'll call the attack squad, sir.
HELMET: No, we can't go in there. Yogurt has the Schwartz. It's far too powerful.
SANDURZ: But, sir, your ring. Don't you have the Schwartz, too?
HELMET: No, he got the up-side. I got the down-side. You see, there's two kinds of every Schwartz.

LONE STARR: But you're the one...
YOGURT: Yes. I am the keeper of a greater magic. A power known throughout the universe, known as...
BARF: The force?
YOGURT: No. The Schwartz.

by TheShadow April 27, 2006

Bloody Schwartz

While ass-fucking a bitch as hard as you can, shove a dreidel in her pussy and twist as hard as possible, and keep pushing in, until blood is spewing from both holes.

Note: Practiced mostly in the Jewish community.

I punished that bitch last night, I gave her the old fuckin Bloody Schwartz.

by Ned Sanders December 12, 2008