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schwänz by Schwänz April 21, 2020

Schwanz in mein arsch 

A Turkish twitch streamer was streaming when a German dude donated and his username was"schwanz_in_mein_arsch" which translates to "Dick in my ass"
She then greeted him by saying "Schwanz... In mein Arsch... Salam Schwanz in mein arsch"

Schwanz Mac

A word invented in Austria that only Afghan people can say it can literally mean anything.
That food tasted like Schwanz Mac.
Abdul you fucking Schwanz Mac.
Schwanz Mac by deimuttafett March 31, 2020

Schwanz 2 

When you have a good friend named Tom you can nickname him Schwanz 2.
This is in Germany a common trend and everyone does it.
Hey (Tom) Schwanz 2"
Schwanz 2 by WurstSchäler August 18, 2020

Mein Schwanz ist groß 

this is German for "my dick is big", this is how you can impress a girl or just use it in general
kid: Mein Schwanz ist groß bitch
Dad: what does that mean?
Kid: im not telling

Dad: i can speak german bitch
kid: shit
Dad: your mum likes Mein großer Schwanz
*both laughs*

kid: but that wasnt you in the bedroom last night

Dad: *gets glock 17*