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schmoozle

Someone who is an idiot, ugly, narcissistic, and rude.
Rylan is a schmoozle.
by Icy 2106 May 17, 2022
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schmoodles

1. a term of endearment
2. often refers to a cutie
3. very adorable
Girl: Hey schmoodles, how are you.
Boy: Hi muffin, I'm great.
by Presti June 24, 2008
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Schmondler

Noun: A schmondler is someone who is walking slow enough for you to overtake.

Verb: To schmondle or schmondling. Walking slow enough to be over taken.

Might I add that schmondlers are very very bad and should be annhilated because they are really annoying, generally because they always seem to travel in groups and take up the entire path and/or corridor. Please, I urge all you non-schmondlers to shoot these people in the backs of the head with crossbows and other such devices that launch sharp and/or blunt objects at high speeds. Thank you.
Noun. "Oh great, we're stuck behind some schmondlers. Does anyone have a crossbow?"

Verb. "I strongly suggest that you stop schmondling, otherwise i'll have no choice but to destroy you in various horribly painful ways."
by SchmondlerHunter November 6, 2009
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Schoodie

A Schoodie, pronounced {skoo d-ee} is a stylish multi-functional scarf with a hood. The characteristic design includes a woven hood that is attached to a knit scarf with buttons at the end to keep the garment around the neck.
Carly asked if she should wear a scarf or a hoodie? and I replied, "You can wear my Schoodie, a scarf with a hood without all the bulk of a hoodie".
by Stephen PK July 19, 2011
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schnoodle

A designer breed of dog. It is a mix between a schnauzer and a poodle.
Your schnoodle threw up in my car.
by Samantha543 July 19, 2005
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schnoogle

1. A portmanteau word, comprised approximately of giggle and snuggle, used to describe the act of giving love (us. platonic)when entering a chat room. Similar action to glomp.

2. A website devoted to novel-length Harry Potter fanfiction. (www.schnoogle.com)
SEVLUVR schnoogled me when I told her how much I liked her latest chapter on Schnoogle.
by Libby November 6, 2003
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schmooglepopped

The action of making your girl wetter than wet.
Jack: Yo, I made my girl schmooglepopped yesterday.

Anthony: Damn, you got her that wet?!
by Chad&Brad September 13, 2018
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