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Schrodingers stoner 

A person that is always in a state of superposition in which he is either about to smoke, currently smoking or just finished smoking. Until you ask you must assume that they is all 3 at the same time
Once you smoke more than an oz a week one achieves the status of Schrodingers Stoner
Schrodingers stoner by El papi 305 January 12, 2022

Schrödingers Fag 

when you're violently homophobic, but also violently homosexual at the same time.
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Schrödingers Fag by SchroFag October 28, 2022

Schrodingers douchebag spammer 

He called a stand up comedian a schrodingers douchebag what a schrodingers douchebag spammer.

Schrödingers Gay

Schrödingers Gay is a way of describing a situation where you don't know the exact gender of a certain person you are dating.
This term is derived from the famous experiment "Schrödingers Cat"
A: I got a really hot tinder date tonight!
B: But remeber "Schrödingers Gay" and make sure she is a girl before it's too late.
A: Thanks, bro.

Schrödingers Knowledge 

The theory that you know everything until you ask a question.

Someone with Schrödingers Knowledge would never have asked any questions and has the brain of a rock
Person 1 “jimmy is really weird, he never does anything or says anything.”
Person 2 “That’s because Jimmy has Schrödingers knowledge. He knows everything there is to know until he asks a question.”

schrodingers schlong 

The concept that a trap is gay or not gay at the same time until you see the schlong
Do you see that girl over there?
Oh hell no, she might be a guy, I ain't about to get involved with schrodingers schlong