Schrödingers Ape 

Apes are simultaneously retarded and highly-informed, resulting in Kenny having to quantum oscillate deez nuts.

All their fancy quantum physics models failed to solve the Schrödingers Ape paradox.

Schrödingers Ape by TrueBananaMonkey November 19, 2021

Schrodingers stoner 

A person that is always in a state of superposition in which he is either about to smoke, currently smoking or just finished smoking. Until you ask you must assume that they is all 3 at the same time

Once you smoke more than an oz a week one achieves the status of Schrodingers Stoner

Schrodingers stoner by El papi 305 January 12, 2022

Schrödingers Fag 

when you're violently homophobic, but also violently homosexual at the same time.

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Schrödingers Fag by SchroFag October 28, 2022

Schrodingers douchebag spammer 

An idiot who spams the word schrodingers douchebag like its nothing.

He called a stand up comedian a schrodingers douchebag what a schrodingers douchebag spammer.

Schrodingers douchebag spammer by Hex_pex_55 April 15, 2021

Schrödingers Gay

Schrödingers Gay is a way of describing a situation where you don't know the exact gender of a certain person you are dating.
This term is derived from the famous experiment "Schrödingers Cat"

A: I got a really hot tinder date tonight!
B: But remeber "Schrödingers Gay" and make sure she is a girl before it's too late.
A: Thanks, bro.

Schrödingers Gay by Prof. Omniscient January 21, 2017

Schrödingers Knowledge 

The theory that you know everything until you ask a question.

Someone with Schrödingers Knowledge would never have asked any questions and has the brain of a rock

Person 1 “jimmy is really weird, he never does anything or says anything.”
Person 2 “That’s because Jimmy has Schrödingers knowledge. He knows everything there is to know until he asks a question.”

Schrödingers Knowledge by Closet Gayng October 21, 2021

schrodingers schlong 

The concept that a trap is gay or not gay at the same time until you see the schlong

Do you see that girl over there?
Oh hell no, she might be a guy, I ain't about to get involved with schrodingers schlong

schrodingers schlong by lordcatfood May 14, 2022