Schoopening

A 2-3 week period where Jonathan Schoop is one of the best players in baseball

We all know Jonathan Schoop will have his yearly Schoopening

by Lil tecca ft. Juice WRLD May 6, 2022

schmopp

n.: A name for the female genitalia, invented to illustrate the arbitrary nature of words at which people will take offense. Word also suggests a certain "overgrown" variety of pudenda.

Man, she's been rode hard - stay away from that dirty schmopp.

by Jickety June 11, 2006

Schloppenheimer

Refers to the practice of oral sex during Christopher Nolan’s Oppenheimer (2023) so that the person finishes as the bomb explodes.

Me and the boys gonna get some Schloppenheimer before we see the Barbie movie.

by gamer343 July 11, 2023

schoolpocalypse

n. Combination of "school", and "apocalypse".
The end of the school year, when students must rush to avoid the consequences of their procrastination. The event is oft-accompanied by weeping, gnashing of teeth, etc.

"Have you seen Miriam lately?" "Nope, she is preparing for schoolpocalypse by putting in all-nighters now. That way she is all rested by the time exams and presentations come up.

by Astrapto May 10, 2011

Schloppy Top

To get Brains, crazy messy head. I messy sloppy Blow Job.

I checked that G last night and she gave me some schloppy top.

by Schloppy Top January 16, 2015

schlöpp

The HOTTEST and MOST EPIC discord user ever.

Person 1: Omg schlöpp youre so hot!
Schlöpp: Yeah, I know.

by the real schlöpp May 9, 2020

Schnopps

An alcohlic beverage that tastes like candy, goes down smooth, and guarantees you a long night with the great white bowl. But even after you've puked your brains out, your breath will still smell like minty freshness. In short, Schnopps is an ingenious drink that will someday take over the world.
Fuck toothpaste...Brush with SCHNOPPS!!!!

man to woman (who is currently hung over the porcelain god) "what'd you drink?"
"shh..."
"no! what did you drink"
"shhhh...."
"god damnit lisa, tell me what you were drinking"
"schhhhhhhnopps!!!!!!!"
oh schnopps

by katenmegs December 3, 2006