schlumpf

the part of the male anatomy that enters the female vagina during intercourse

tom pace has a large schlumpf

by Uncle Charlie February 2, 2003

schlumpfe

The act of eating blue candy that turns your tongue blue and then proceeding to fellate a guy, thus turning his member blue.
Stems from the German word for smurf.

Bro I was at this Halloween party and Tabitha totally schlumpfed me in the poolhouse

by Robert Rigby March 12, 2016

Schnupftabakling

A person who is addicted to Schnupftabak.

"Perino only sniffles Schnupftabak the whole day, he's a real Schnupftabakling."

by UrfatModdar November 11, 2021

Schnupfenpuder

German word for Cocaine, it gained cult status after being referenced repeadetly by famous austrian-german artist Falco in his songs.

Person 1: Hey do you wanna snort some Schnupfenpuder?
Person 2: Hell yea i do, just like Falco

by Verified Linguistics Professor January 7, 2023

alter schlumpf

When you leak nudes from somebody with somebody else and after you’re getting exposed for it you blame everybody else.

Yo your girlfriends nudes got exposed did you did it?

Yes but I still fuck her because I did the alter Schlumpf.

by Honigmädchen July 3, 2021