schnuffle

The act of sniffing with the loudness and intensity of a wild dog - usually while sniffing a partner's neck or arm or leg in order to ascertain that they are the real thing and not just a clone sent to trick you (which is totally possible in this day and age).

Please stop you're messing up my hair, you don't have to schnuffle me - I promise I'm your wife and not just a replicant.

by Sarah Monaghan January 23, 2007

schnuffle waufel

1. A faux German teddy bear.

2. A sexual position involving a bear and a waffle.

3. A bear hug that involves scrotal nudging and tipping.

4. A big hairy penis that looks like a bear's head.

"Hey baby, did you get that thing I wanted?"
"Oh, the Schnuffle Waufel?"
"It's cute and snug and fits just right!"

by stankyfangers96 June 1, 2021

schmuffle

to alernatly smush and/or ruffle another's hair with hands, usually in a side to side motion.

this word comes from combining the two words "smush" and "ruffle" while slurring the beginning a bit.

"Oh, that guy is so fuzzy. I just want to go up to him, schmuffle his hair, and say, "Will you marry me?"

by J gleason July 25, 2008

schnaffle

to steal or borrow something

1) "dude can i schnaffle a bite of your fallafel?"

2) "noooo! someones schnaffled my spritzer whilst i was peeing...damn it"

by 2df4 July 4, 2006

shuffleshock

The somewhat disturbing reaction youhave when your iPod is on shuffle and goes from (e.g.) Al Green to The Fall

Woah, just had some shuffleshock, Aretha Franklin straight in to Metalica

by v8gaz May 27, 2009

Schnaffle

to steal, borrow or apprehend with malicious intent.

"Jonesy only went and schnaffled a goose"
"Jammers had schnaffled before but couldn't comprehend the goose"

by James-C March 7, 2008

Scruffles

Facial hair on the chin, cheeks, or upper lip that has not been shaved. Gross. :P

Kimi: Oh no, Dom, you haven't shaved, look at all those scruffles.

by fallwithmeee March 1, 2009