Schmellon

A stoner.

Brad is such a Schmellon. Thats his 3rd J today

by baby schmellon March 12, 2020

snelson

An absolute asswipe. Why would you name your child this.

Man i really wanna punt Snelson. I hate that child so much he cries all the time.

by satyrn June 4, 2022

schmellon

10/3. equals schmellon. schmellon*2. equals sixtynine. schmellon is the dankest # ever.

a: oh hey, what's up man?
b: oh not much, doing my math homework.

a: what problem?
b: schmellon.

by thaashit November 14, 2009

schnellin

1. The act of devouring ones food whether opened/unopened without any hesitation or care to ones personal feelings; or eating all food hidden and out of sight and claiming as your own without any intent of reimbursing ones eaten products.

2. To act in a schnell like manner.

"schnellin" Finding someones food in a drawer purposely left there for later and "HE" comes and eats it without replacing it.

by OS2 June 13, 2013

schelton

A particularly strange individual (in a good way). Generally resides in their own world, and doesn't care what others think of them. One of the most real, loyal, funny, and strangely attractive people you will meet. Very good at extinguishing sexual tension and making suggestive noises. Their habitat mainly consists of darkness and video games. Usually very blonde with porcelain skin. Refer to their genitalia as their "little thunderbolt".

He's such a schelton!!

by DaddyF March 4, 2017

Schmelon

schmelon is a fantastic word used to describe someone who is simply being an idiot

Boy1: how did you loose that girl bro
Boy2: I don’t even know dude
Boy1: your such a schmelon

by I’m black but white April 25, 2020

SchnellenSie Bitte!

How they say “hurry yourself up please!” in Germany. Used in a tongue in cheek fashion.

We’re going to be late to the party, SchnellenSie Bitte!

by TragicallyHipster March 29, 2023