joe schmo

A regular person. Often but not necessarily with a slightly negative connotation. Etymologically related to "Average Joe" and "Schmo" a Yiddish word for idiot.

I'm scared as hell of becoming some Joe Schmo, watching football, drinking beer that my fat wife brings me, and blaming my farts on my dog.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

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Schmoing

When you kiss and you miss.

Last time we schmoinged by accident.

by Neobot October 27, 2005

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(N, ADJ, V)- A universal term that is properly pronounced in a high pitched nasally voice. It can be used as a greeting and is generally applicable in most settings. It is commonly implemented when individuals try to cheat, steal, or are overly promiscuous. The term can also be used in substitutionary means of any rhyming equivalent (Alliteration is best): ie. "Stop, Schlopp, and Roll"
Origins: The term began as the name of a Super Smash Bros character that always lost every game in memeable fashion. Later in its history, the word soared in popularity in the town of Walnutport PA where it was used as a Snapchat caption over a selfie with the distortion filter.
Synonyms: Greasy, Slippery, Shady

"David is trying to schlopp those people into believing pierogies are not commonly served in restaurants."
"I accidentally schlopped Keelea with her 15lb weighted blanket last night."
"Did you know the Algonquins are the ancient ancestors to schloppy."
"Doris is significantly schloppier than Theresa in every conceivable way."
"Austin Grey II: Schlopping down the Slopes is my favorite movie."

by Ischloppedthesheriff March 3, 2020

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