schmo

a nasty individual that lives under the false perception that they are in fact hot.

cody's ex-girlfriend, nicole, is a class A schmo.

by carmenandtrent October 12, 2008

schmo

an unknown, smeared substance

"There's some schmo on my chair"

by Anonymous Nurse August 21, 2011

joe schmo

A regular person. Often but not necessarily with a slightly negative connotation. Etymologically related to "Average Joe" and "Schmo" a Yiddish word for idiot.

I'm scared as hell of becoming some Joe Schmo, watching football, drinking beer that my fat wife brings me, and blaming my farts on my dog.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

Schmo-motion

Exclamitive of derision.
1) Painfully clumsy. Much like the "Smooth move-Exlax" line of yesteryear.

2)Uncoordinated and awkward motion, also an incredible exhibition of one's inability to get their "groove on" especially the dance floor.

3)Lame "mack" moves. An inabilty to impress members of the opposite sex with corny, cliche or otherwise bad pickup lines!

Tripping over your own shoelaces, one is derided by his peers with the phrase: Schmo-motion clumsy!

That dude on the dance floor got Schmo-motion, or else he's havin' a siezure!

Failing to get a hookup, your homies say to you: "Schmo-motion dog"! "She wouldn't give you a second thought".

by rockmankelly September 4, 2006

Pop a Schmo

literally means "smoke a cigarette"

Pronounced Pop-a-shhhhh-mo

Tom: I'm going to take my pack of camels and Pop a Schmo outside. Care to join?

by The-rev February 27, 2009

schmo bagel

term of endearment for a goofball or someone who does something silly

Why did you put your keys in the refrigerator, you schmo bagel?

by Joy Schmoe December 7, 2010

Coco the Banana Schmo

A demented piece of fruit with WAY too much time on his hands.

"I went to the supermarket with Coco the Banana Schmo to buy groceries."

by Corez November 28, 2003