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I hope they don't check for DNA in his room. I schmeed on his bed.


Hey dummies, you can't pee with a boner.......
schmee by Rhubesic February 2, 2004
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A term used to define refined, wealthy, and stuffy people or events. Often used jokingly to mock arrogant, out-of-touch members of Society.
Look at those schmees sipping from their fine crystal.
Schmee by Lexi Black March 22, 2020
dude i just got a blunt to fakie! schmee
Hey everyone stop shooting at schmee!
(On the phone) Hi honey, it's schmee!
schmee by Bob March 30, 2004
A word some people use for the back of the knee. This is a lie. These people are not to be trusted and should probably be ridiculed.
Evil Person: Hey guys, did you know that the back of the knee is called the schmee?

The World: Leave and never return. You only work to hurt those that you love.
schmee by RJ Coolenstein November 5, 2006
diarrhea; runny poop with cramping abdomen and explosive-style bowel movement; known to be very fragrant
Maybe that chili cook-off wasn't such a hot idea- I've got the worst schmee!
schmee by Kelsea Chelsey November 7, 2006