schmelle schmelle

A German/French way of saying crap, shit, poo, etc.

Oh, schmelle schmelle, i just shited in a bucket.

by Cobrania February 18, 2005

Schmeckle

A currency shared in all dimensions.

Morty: Hey Rick! Can you buy me that space sex robot!?
Rick: I don't have any more Schmeckles, Mor-arrgh-rty!

by Tekkawarrior May 2, 2016

Schlibble

A little bit of something.

The restaurant owner offered me a schlibble of his latest culinary delight for my opinion.

by New Fred November 3, 2022

schmeegle

The ability to schmeegle, an artform in pulling the opposite sex, many people try and fail, a schmeegle master can have great success in courtship.(warning schmeegling must not be attempted by beginners), ranking is as follows, (1)schmeegle grand master
(2)schmeegle master
(3)schmeeglite
(4) young paddowan

I schmeegled this girl today, she took me home and schmeegled me.
Have you been out on the schmeegle tonight?
I schmeegled her all night........!

by schmeegle August 26, 2006

schmecklehead

A person who is a fuck up or buffoon

That guy is a friggin schmecklehead

by Westley E November 7, 2007

schmeeberiffic

Wonderfully endowed with beautiful breasts.
Boobies that are pointing out there, calling to you.
Terrific Schmeebs.

On the cellphone..."I am at Starbucks right now, and the girl sitting beside me is totally schmeeberiffic!"

(She has wonderful breasts.)

by darf narbler March 20, 2009

Bentley Schmeckle

Bentley Schmeckle is a currency that currently sits at .004% value of the US Dollar. One Bentley Schmeckle is typically used for a singular vape hit.

Ty Brock spent one Bentley Schmeckle to hit the vape.

by Bama.Wave June 26, 2023