Schaef

To say something that you believe to be true with such conviction that you convince others you are right.

DS: the sky is blue because of the reflection off the ocean
ZR: do you know that for a fact or did you Schaef that.

by Help-u July 3, 2016

Pain Schmain

Appending 'Schmain' to 'Pain' indicates complete nonchalance on the behalf of the utterer with regard to the promised, expected or forthcoming pain.

The idea being expressed is that Pain will affect him no more than Schmain would. There is no such thing as Schmain.

Macduff: You are entering a world of pain, boy.
Macbeth: Pain Schmain.

by redwind64 February 11, 2005

Schlaefli

a small growth which is surprisingly hard to get rid off once it has a decent hold on you. Can be easily distracted with the use of bright lights, screens or video games.

Jamie: Dude is that a Schlaefli on your back?

Henry: Yeah dont worry i'll offer him Call of Duty when i get home.

by Henrehhhhhh October 24, 2009

schmacked

extremely high

"yo, last night was crazy! matt was so schmacked, him and eric started goin at it!

by qwertygirl03 October 17, 2008

Schmæn

Norwegian origin. A word you say when you make people say "what?" on purpose by saying something unclear. The letter "æ" pronounces somewhat like ae in English.

1: Look, a fucrkcherst!!
2: What?
1: schmæn
2: *slapping person 1 in the face*

by filipgs March 2, 2010

Schmadge

A small amount of something, a short amount of time, or two months.

"I'm leaving for Canada. I'll be back in a schmadge."

by Hobo of Darkness June 25, 2005

schmagooly

A character that is missing common sense and/or a sense of reality.

That guy is such a schmagooly.

by Bailer April 29, 2008