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schmuckatelli

the last name for the marine corps version of 'john doe', which is joe schmuckatelli.
every joe schmuckatelli will tell you that the marine corps taught him how to kill. what he did get taught was how to stay alive in a high stress situation.
by trevor plantangenent November 23, 2019
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schmuckaluvich

Yiddish for HUGE penis admired by others. The reference is to the person as a schmuckaluvich because with a schmuckaluvich that attribute overshadows all else.
That schmuckaluvich has got it made with the girls.
Yo, schmuckaluvich, why don't you share some of that action?
Hey, Herbie's going out with that supermodel...is he a schmuckaluvich or what?
by snappy2 March 31, 2008
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schmackel

Schmackel is the sound that Smegma makes during sex!
When your knocking the back out of it and you hear Schmackel - schmackel - schmackel - schmackel, your hearing smegma in action ;)
by n7v.net August 28, 2008
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Schmack

1. The buzz or feeling obtained after injesting large amounts of nicotine.

2. Another way of saying a nicotine device, often a juul , suorin, smok, mods, and many more. This word is commonly used among teenagers.
Can I use your Schmack?

HAHAHAHA SCHMACK

The schmack is sooo goood.
by Shmacks right March 26, 2019
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poop schmack

known as the splashing of water on or around the area of your ass when taking a heavy, torpedo-like shit into a toilet that contains water.
"Man, I caught some vicious poop schmack off of that stink ball!!!"
by Vulgardefmaker January 18, 2008
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Schmacken

Schmacken.
Show us your schmacken

No
You schmacken
Oh fack you schmacken
Sorry want to schmacken?
Schmacken.
by Reeeeee69696 July 8, 2019
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smok schmacked

After you hit your 50 nic smok and feel schmacked, thus leading to the feeling of being smok schmacked
Damnnnn bro I just got smok schmacked
by slumptedsara April 26, 2019
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