Schlond poofa

The exhaust on any barbie car that falls off regularly.

Barbie, does this look like a schlond poofa to you?

by Donkey42 August 14, 2025

Schlond Poofa (meme)

Hahahahahahhaha hahaha the Schlond Poofa is so funny hahahahahhahahahagahgagagagaggag

Stay calm and grab a Schlond Poofa (meme)

by $EM!N@H4LL1W3LL June 9, 2022

Golden Schlond Poofa

Barbie Life in the Dream House icon.

“Is that what I think it is?! A one of a kind, limited edition, Golden Schlond Poofa!”

by Golden_schlondpoofa September 14, 2021

schlongpoofa

A car exhaust pipe which ken called a schlongpoofa in an episode of Barbie life in the dream house

Barbie: YOU GOT ME A GOLDEN SCHLONGPOOFA
Ken: yes I did

by Jellybean0807 June 8, 2019

shlondpoofa

The bink bonk that goes on the back of the trink tronk and when you pressed the pazoom petal it makes trumpet noises as if you’ve eaten beans. Mostly known from Barbie. Thank Barbie for adding the one and only limited addition golden shlandpoofa to kens car.

Ken: Barbieee you forgot your shlondpoofa!!!!!

by Davi chi July 14, 2021

schlondpoofa

me.

I am a schlondpoofa
Hi schlondpoofa, I'm dad

by luna💜 June 18, 2021

Schlonpoofa

A derogatory term used against women. In modern day, it is as if they were a slave to all others who are whipped daily.

“You’re such a schlonpoofa.”

by Plowersjcu January 26, 2025