Schlond poofa 

The exhaust on any barbie car that falls off regularly.

Barbie, does this look like a schlond poofa to you?

Schlond poofa by Donkey42 August 14, 2025

Schlond Poofa (meme) 

Hahahahahahhaha hahaha the Schlond Poofa is so funny hahahahahhahahahagahgagagagaggag

Stay calm and grab a Schlond Poofa (meme)

Schlond Poofa (meme) by $EM!N@H4LL1W3LL June 9, 2022

Golden Schlond Poofa 

Barbie Life in the Dream House icon.

“Is that what I think it is?! A one of a kind, limited edition, Golden Schlond Poofa!”

Golden Schlond Poofa by Golden_schlondpoofa September 14, 2021

schlongpoofa 

A car exhaust pipe which ken called a schlongpoofa in an episode of Barbie life in the dream house

Barbie: YOU GOT ME A GOLDEN SCHLONGPOOFA
Ken: yes I did

schlongpoofa by Jellybean0807 June 8, 2019

shlondpoofa 

The bink bonk that goes on the back of the trink tronk and when you pressed the pazoom petal it makes trumpet noises as if you’ve eaten beans. Mostly known from Barbie. Thank Barbie for adding the one and only limited addition golden shlandpoofa to kens car.

Ken: Barbieee you forgot your shlondpoofa!!!!!

shlondpoofa by Davi chi July 14, 2021

schlondpoofa 

me.

I am a schlondpoofa
Hi schlondpoofa, I'm dad

schlondpoofa by luna💜 June 18, 2021

Schlonpoofa 

A derogatory term used against women. In modern day, it is as if they were a slave to all others who are whipped daily.

“You’re such a schlonpoofa.”

Schlonpoofa by Plowersjcu January 26, 2025