schlawg

1. a thick, somewhat long, uncircumcised penis, usually attached to a Southern man.

2. a metaphorical condiment used as a euphemism for sex

Wow, he has an amazing schlawg.

Do you want any schlawg on it?

by Cornelius22 January 22, 2009

schlawg

1. a somewhat long, thick, uncircumcised penis, usually of a Southern man

2. a metaphorical condiment, the eating of which is a euphemism for having sex

Man, he has an awesome schlawg!

Q: Do you want some schlawg on it?
A: Yes. Yes, I do.

by BennyBowler March 28, 2009

Schlawg

when you get a big jizz and your friend drinks it and spits it back out

dude, she schlawged me last night

by schlawgerizzo May 8, 2024

Schlawg

A slang word similar to the words "buddy, blud, bud, cuh, lawg, dawg" that came from tiktok and instagram reels

"what are you doing my schlawg?"
"im cooking chicken"

by bananafucker69 October 25, 2024

Schlawg

when a person does something interesting

Schlawg really just did that

by theblackblooch December 5, 2023