schlag

v. to pee; to piss; #1; draining the bladder of its liquid, hopefully into a waste depository via the urinary tract.

OMG hold on, I gotta schlag. BRB SCHLAG.

by SuperZtheDestroyer September 16, 2007

schlag

To perform sexual intercourse.

I was trying to schlag the girl behind the bar.

by Cecil B. July 24, 2008

Cooter Schlag

A mysterious fluid that looks disgusting, and smells like straight trash. Flowing out of a women's vagina.

Ed: How was Becky last night?
John: It was a mistake, she had cooter schlag.

Ed: That's disgusting.

by Dogisgead June 30, 2020

Anti-schlag

A triumph of grandiose proportions; a "win" so grand that even Harry Potter himself struggles to comprehend its glory; an exclamation of utter and complete reverence to the Establishment of Awesome, Nerdfightaria.

Dude, I got an autoharp for Christmas.

That's sick, grrrrrl -- drop some beats.

Ya, we gone start a metal group wit your ukulele.

Damn right, girlfrienddd.

This gone be Anti-schlag.

by Asexual Protohuman of Sarnia January 24, 2012

hey schlag

part of a cool cartoon

shiggity shiggity schwa

by Leslie November 15, 2003

schlag on my knob

A shot consisting of 1 part Goldschlager and 1 part Knob Creek whiskey. Receiving a Schlag on my Knob from somebody is an indication of their desire for you to perform oral sex on them.

Bill was ordering a Schlag on my Knob for all the girls and pretty boys in the bar last night.

by bmb5220 January 7, 2017

You schlag!

Professional footballer - usually of the 1970s variety - displaying a combatative nature and lack of savoire fair: in essence his play demonstrates "wammo" tackles and ugly brutality.

Oi bonzo, you schlag!

by gb901 August 21, 2013