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The act of leaving, bouncing, peacing out, breaking up or separating.
Yo man, this party is bunk, I'm about to schism.

Baby, why you always schisming when I put the ball game on?

I'm about to tap that ass, cause I just heard that my man and his girl just schismed.

schism by A.Kennedy January 9, 2008
Another way of saying the phrase

"God dam it!"
man: Hey Jeff!, Sara accidently crashed your tesla model x on the motorway

Jeff: oh Schism
Schism by The local dentist --TB-- February 3, 2019
1. Used to explain or refer to something as good or palatable, closely related to awesome or gnarly.
2. Can also be used in place of the word shit.

Example: " Dude, you just won the lottery! That's totally schism!"

Example #2: " Pass the weed, that's that schism!!"
a fucked up belief

-ism, - a belief
"ism's and schism's, and everywhere there is war, War in the east, War in the west, everywhere there is war."-Bob Marley
schism by christi May 11, 2004
Used to discribe an over exuberant divide or moment within a conversation. Often used with an insult refering to gentitalia.
Well schism my quim!
schism by iexus March 9, 2005
1. schism (n.)A period of time in which, if you eat, you feel as if you will puke.
2. schismed (v.)The feeling of simply not wanting to eat.
1. When I went to Chicago, I so had a schism!
2. yesterday, I schismed during lunch.
Schism by Erik Belsaas April 27, 2005