schewpid

British version of stupid.

I'm Bri'ish cuz the schewpid Americans frew the t in the ocean.

by Kester999 October 12, 2020

Shemping

masturbating in a comical way.

initially coined and used in comedy routines by Michael Lester and John Russell in 2012, "shemping" is a term commonly used in the Twin Cities comedy scene.

He's out Shemping around again.

So I Shemped all over her face.

by Professor Shemp March 7, 2013

schemometer

(n) a metaphoric tool used to measure the scheminess involved in a plot

Friend 1: I'll just drive her out to "get lucky rock" then once we're out there I'll just say I'm out of gas and that we'll have to stay the night out there

Friend 2: I don't know man thats about an 8.5 on my schemometer

Friend 1: What?

Friend 2: Obviously you schemed about that plan for a while, you're a creep

by gucciballinhard January 7, 2010

shempara

shempara (shem-pa-da) means it eez what it eez

leanne: i tinkled my pants

sonoma: shempara

by shempara-sonoma April 15, 2020

Dj Scheme

Probably one of the best Dj's in the world. He likes to spread positivity and to help every person he can. He mostly works for xxxtentacion, Ski Mask the Slump God, & Fat Nick.

Friend: Did you see Dj Scheme's performance last night?
Me: Of course I did he's one of the best Dj's in the world!

by sleepy b September 27, 2018

scheminess

(v) to have a plan that involves a lot of scheming or creeping

Friend 1: I have a plan

Friend 2: oh god...

Friend 1: what's that supposed to mean?

Friend 2: your plans are always so creep. We're talking very high level scheminess!

by gucciballinhard January 7, 2010

scheming up

Scheming up means Coming up (Nigga we made it)

"I used to drive the acura to school"
"Now I dont touch the wheel unless its new"
(we call that scheming up)

by The 1st to define this April 17, 2015