man scepter

A penis. Often used to mock the varied but ultimately uninventive array of euphemisms for cock in popular American romance novels.

Shiiiiit. I'll whip out my man scepter and we'll see who wins the fucking sword fight.

by brephophagist February 1, 2007

cock scepter

A term for the power instilled in a man by the size of his dick. Generally wielded to settle petty disputes such as a split vote over where a group of people are to have dinner. Not sexist, it can only truly come into effect to settle such disputes among a small group of men - straight or otherwise. The gentleman with the largest dick wields the cock scepter.

Majority rules? Fuck that. Cock scepter overrules.

by Gibby McFender June 17, 2009

Devil's Scepter

Another name for a penis. Especially useful in situations when a man has "sinful" intentions.

John's plan was to find a nice drunk girl at the bar, bring her home and whip out the Devil's Scepter.

by Nate the Nasty August 17, 2008

Meat scepter

A word used to describe an object situated around men's waist. Often used in the subreddit r/creepyasteriks.

*Pulls out meat scepter*

by HerrPes January 28, 2019

the raised scepter of love

erect male genitalia.

There is no such things, as polishing the raised scepter of love too much.

by UrbanSage May 19, 2014

custodial-scepter

Toilet brush, mop, or broom. Similar to the ornamented staff carried by royalty; the tool of the custodial trade is symbolic for anyone cleaning up crap others leave behind. Unlike the ornamented staff carried by dignitaries, the custodial scepter is actually useful.

Julia spun her custodial-scepter in a perfect circle scrubbing the resistant residue from the porcelain altar of excretion relief. Her toilet would be clean before company arrived by gosh!

by Jules.Sheehy August 3, 2018

Septerhead

A girl who is a perfect 10, with the exception of her head.

Did you see that Septerhead? She could be walking a catwalk if her face didn't look like Rocky Dennis.

by tommydank June 28, 2011