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Fail Scratcher

When at a festival and somebody does a shout in an attempt to get a reply from a stranger. If there is no return shout, this is a Fail Scratcher.
Optimistic Stranger: "BUTT SCRATCHER!!!"

*Silence....*

Other festival goer: "What a Fail Scratcher."
by Shifty Man Pants. December 6, 2010
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Knob-Scratched

The act of getting a haircut (on the regular head)
I'm going down Split Ends to get my knob scratched.
by WS7 September 4, 2003
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Scorched Mexican Policy

Noun referring to a Hispanic contingent that has received excessive exposure to the sun's ultraviolet rays. Also known as Mexican sunburn.
What's with the Scorched Mexican Policy, Holmes ? Haven't you ever heard of sunblock ?
by Juan del Tostada April 4, 2013
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This is the definition of Type any word... this indicates that if you somehow found this definition for a definition that, you are indeed insane.
I can't believe you searched this! Don't you have anything better to do?? Anyway, this is something people type when they are super bored (And/or super dumb) and want to see what happens when they type exactly what is already in the search bar. is the def
by MERC907 May 3, 2018
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Random Definition That You Searched Up For Some Reason*

*and probably continued reading the description when the description isn't really that helpful.
You: *Searches up "Random Definition That You Searched Up For Some Reason*"*
by ave_scientia May 28, 2018
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Angel scratches

"Ben, how did you get so many stretch marks?!"
"What these angel scratches? I've had them since forever."
"Those aren't angel scratches, those are stretch marks."
"Well I dunno... My mom always said they were angel scratches."
by A. Spears April 22, 2015
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Wig snatched

When someone posts a BOMB selfie and your wig flies all the way to Mars
Crush: posts a selfie that is good enough for the gods

Me: wig snatched and detached
by Pinto fried bean September 7, 2018
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