Snartled

When someone snores soooooo f.....ng loud they wake themselves up not knowing what has happened!

Michael told me that he was snoring sooooooo loud this morning that it startled him and he woke up! He couldn't believe he Snartled!!

by rene bootmaker March 4, 2013

startled gecko

When you're sexing a girl from behind against a wall, and you "accidentally" slip it into her ass.
she will proceed to 'climb the wall' like a startled gecko.

Nick couldn't stand up anymore so he gave Emma a startled gecko. We're still waiting for her to climb down from the roof.

by L-Mo April 29, 2008

startledly

adverb form of the word startled

"Startledly isn't a word?!" He exclaimed startledly.

by Switzerland Rowingcanoe March 4, 2009

scarletted

To be friendzoned by many.

The cam girl got scarletted by her room.

by Meribald January 10, 2018

Shartled

to surprise ones self with a shart rather than a fart

Hannah tried to fart but was immediately shartled by the mess in her pants

by Alj0928 December 6, 2018

Scrotled

To get one's nuts in a bunch. To be angry, irritable, or otherwise upset over something. Similar in terms to "getting ones panties in a wad".

I.E. My boyfriend was "scrotled" that he had to do something besides watch the game on tv.

by Scrotler March 14, 2021

startled mule

the back kick to the private parts of the giver performed by the reciever of anything unpleasant when having sex in a doggy style position.

i gave my girlfriend an angry pirate and she was so pissed she gave me a startled mule.

by the antisocialist December 31, 2011