Scalping

The act of whipping the tip off an incoming turd to where the toilet paper has the head of the shit

I thought I was done until I began to wipe and totally scalped the second turd. Accidental bathroom scalping

by Bishop Gains December 15, 2014

scalping

Scalping is a art that's being practiced by screwers. Screwers are a type of people who screw people over. Scalpers often have these names: Dexter, Roderick and David.

Dexter is scalping graficscards. What a dick

by Art by the one April 23, 2022

Scalping

To be fucked by a group of 3 or more bald men at the same time.

Violet - “Omg last night was crazy, we were fucked by 3 bald guys!”

Louise - “Yea it was quite the scalping! I’m still sore”

by millzio January 1, 2023

Scalping

The act of extending a males dick out and pushing your balls to each end to form a skateboard

Girl: this is getting boring can I just scalp you already

Man: alright I’ll start scalping for you then

by randythemunter March 31, 2025

Scalping

When you put your balls underneath your shaft and use the creation as a tech deck skateboard. For example you could hit a kickflip and brag to your friends.

You bro I was scalping and I got a 180 tail spin

by TheTragicGod March 31, 2025

Scalping

When you ejaculate on a bald mans head, let it dry and peel it off.

"Man, Bill has some serious dandruff for a bald guy"

"Oh dude, no! He's TOTALLY into scalping"

by JesusPolice June 18, 2025

scalping the monster

The act of ripping herpes scabs from ones dick.

He screwed your sister last night...looks like he'll be spending the next week scalping the monster.

by me5000 October 24, 2010