Salty Scallops

(SEE DOCKING FIRST) After a gay couple finishes docking one partner eats the others ass.

Whoah man, me and John tried Salty Scallops yesterday and it was amazing.

by JingleBalls696969 November 1, 2017

twat scallops

infected razor bumps

the bitch had twat scallops from hell or a scalloped clam

by scallopman February 20, 2009

fire scallops

A giant red head's scrotum with one nut chocked off laying on a prep table.

Originated in a restaurant in downtown Orlando.

Take a picture of these fire scallops to show what today's special is.

by I_Am_Jimmy_Bob December 2, 2022

what the scallop

the family friendly way of saying what the fuck or what the hell. often used with two exclamation marks and a ;-; emoticon.
other curses like this are “what the fudge” “what the flippers”

person a: hey dude i just stole someones house
person b: ermm… what the scallop!!

by acallops May 15, 2023

Scallop Dragger

An oversized or extremely low-hanging scrotum, as when a person is afflicted with elephantine testiculitis.

Did you see that old dude in the locker room?

The one with the scallop dragger?

Yeah, he must have to use an elephant jockstrap for that scallop dragger.

by LowellThomas September 28, 2013

Erm... what the scallop!! ;-;

a saying used when you want to say "what the fuck" but the situation isn't something to be that intense about.

usually said in a joking/ironic way, to go along with something that doesn't make sense or is "cringe".
made to sound cringe to match the energy of who you are saying it to.
for maximum effect, put on a "nerdy" voice
;-; (crying)

*emilypickme101 posted a bad attempt at a thirst trap*
the comment section: Erm... what the scallop!! ;-;

by ImNotFunnySrryBoutThat October 14, 2023

skallops

word invinted it atlanta ga, just a hood way of saying scallops.

mayne, when ise eatin skrimps, all i can think about is when im finna git some skallops, chuch.

by Skrimpmayne April 2, 2010