Instead of using random, which has been completely overused by annoying teenagers and social imbeciles, scallop is a useful substitute - purely because it is a completely random word. Now that's sticking it to them!
Dave - "Hey dude, how bizarre is this, I went to see a gynecologist and I saw Louise from school."
Richard - "That's totally scallop. You don't even have a snatch."
Richard - "That's totally scallop. You don't even have a snatch."
by Grouchokirst March 19, 2009
by Rowdy_801 January 12, 2009
Any of various free-swimming marine mollusks of the family Pectinidae, having fan-shaped bivalve shells with a radiating fluted pattern. Taste like ass.
by ...me... May 10, 2006
by Mongoliod1535 February 5, 2019
She ordered scallops thinking that she was getting shellfish. Luckily there was enough sauce so that it still tasted okay.
by Gnarlstoe Charlemagne October 7, 2006
the family friendly way of saying what the fuck or what the hell. often used with two exclamation marks and a ;-; emoticon.
other curses like this are “what the fudge” “what the flippers”
other curses like this are “what the fudge” “what the flippers”
by acallops May 15, 2023
Literally "scallops of vegan version". But it's not scallops. It's made of king oyster mushrooms. Its tastes & feels are definitely not as same as scallops.
I tried vegan scallops yesterday. I thought it's just as same as scallops, but uh, no, it's absolutely different.
by Ms FluffyCat February 1, 2023