salapander

A homosexual suffering from dwarfism.

Jared:Hey man did you see that salapander running up that hill?
Mark: Yea man i think he's trying to find his lucky charms!

by Al Gore 22 November 12, 2007

scalawag

primarily white people that were in support of the union between the north and the confederate south.

Theym daymn scalawags, we wants to keeps our slaves and sisters in our beds. -Robert E. Lee

by zoddtheimmortall January 13, 2006

Scalpage

The area in and around your brain cartilage on the tippy top where the roots sprout out

"Betty got her hair braided so tight it pulled her scalpage and caused a headache"

"You know scalpage damage could cause irreversible brain damage if not treated correctly"

by Buttbeans September 6, 2018

scalavant

To go out and act whore-ish. Chasing men or women with the sole intent of getting laid.

Juanita and Lela are going out to scalavant.

by Mark K July 11, 2005

Scalamafoshlene

a word to represent anything that is on your mind usually used with "aghh" at the end

Correct Pronunciation: skal-uh-muh-fawsh-lean.

Paul: What did you think of Inception
Joe: Scalamafoshlene.............AGHH

by Jimmylamanz March 17, 2011

Scalpache

When someone’s head is extremely sore specifically the scalp. Also can be caused by savior fatigue.

I haven’t slept at all and my scalp is extremely sore I have a scalpache.

by Jack Hunckleberry August 13, 2020

Scalamania

Is a person who is incredible sexy and is described to have chiseled features. Is a sex God and smarter than the average joe.

See that guy over there he is such an scalamania I want him so bad he makes me wet.

by Mattworthenwatchesgayporn January 23, 2015