scafat

Someone who is fat and scary looking.

So your in a bar...

Danny: Man check out that girl!
Frank: Dude!! That girl is fkn fugly!
Danny: Nah man... she's scafat!

by frnk070 October 14, 2011

Scafe

The act of smoking bowls of marijuana with a bong. Can be employed as a noun, adjective or a verb.

Noun: "I was hittin' a scafe while that rusty dragon gave me a handy... Thought maybe the weed would turn her into a dime."

Adjective: "She was so scafed that we couldn't even have a coherent conversation..."

Verb: "So I'm scafing and then all of a sudden, I started defecating uncontrollably!"

Titles: "Scafemonkey," "Sir Scaginfton," "Scafeboy," Scafemaster," King Scafe," "Scafe Protege," etc.

by Scafelord December 4, 2010

Scaffolded

Scaffolded {past tense} is the act of having been a participant in a scaffolding.

Scaffold is a sexual position in which, typically homosexual, men will suspend another male in the air by their own erect penis.

John Doe has been so despondent lately because those British guys scaffolded him pretty roughly in his bedroom last night.

by MasterScaff April 23, 2020

Scafe

A shorter way of saying Cafe SCAD, a cafeteria filled with sassy black cooks and pasta that would make babies cry.

I think I got food poisoning from Scafe.

by Felix johnson November 14, 2006

SCAFBA

Self Containted Anti-Fart Breathing Apparatus. When you pull your shirt up when someone farts.

1) Dude - total SCAFBA - I just farted my Taco Bell.

by GavinT March 27, 2008

Scaffy

Something that's unpleasant to look at; ugly.

(From the movie Brave) Merida: "That scaffy witch gave me a gammy spell!"

by cg1212 December 24, 2012

Scaffolding

A sex position, typically performed by homosexual males, in which one man suspends the other male in the air by his own erect penis.

Men will scaffold sometimes when they run out of excitement in their sex life and have tried every other position.

When one has been scaffolded repeatedly or roughly it is not abnormal to sustain some rectal bleeding.

John was scaffolding British men in his room all night long, so he didn't get back on Xbox until 5p.m. the following day.

by MasterScaff April 23, 2020