Sausage Roll

Rhyming slang... sausage roll... the dole. i.e another name for the dole or social security payments.

"I fear this recession is so bad, I'm terribly afraid we'll end up on the sausage roll"

by Diamond Tee April 9, 2009

Sausage Roll

1: A pastry with sausage filling, usually eaten with tomato sauce.

2: A goal in Australian Rules Football.

1: "I'll have a sausage roll with sauce and a Coke."

2: "He gathers, runs, and kicks ... A SAUSAGE ROLL!!!"

by Dazorig March 24, 2003

Sausage Roll

a meaty big cock, covered with a sock dripping wet with cum, this can be eaten by others or simply munched on by your friends mum

Son: mum can i have a Sausage Roll,
Mum: fuck off you cunt

by mummysboi123 March 12, 2014

Sausage Roll

To wrap human feces inside cling film and hold it to keep yourself warm, also pass it around to those around you who are also cold.

"Hey, my hands are really cold, should i go make a 'Sausage Roll'?"

"Yeah."

*Comes back*
"It's so warm."
"Pass the 'Sausage Roll'"

by ZuFeHD February 29, 2012

Sausage roll

A sausage roll is a silly sausage of a man boy that keeps rolling in his car, chasing money and chasing ladies as though he still had potential in his life. But he long since failed

Look at Jude still going on shopping tours of Asian cities like his good education is still going to get him that stock market job. I heard he’s not even living for romantic love anymore. What a sausage roll!

by Bowslosski December 19, 2023

Sausage-roll

The act of consuming a delicious sausage roll, commonly after a strenuous university lecture.

Chris: Wow that lecture was quite hard to follow
Sean: We need to unwind after that.
James: Yeah, its time to sausage-roll!
Chris & Sean: ...

by Judge Jules (Julian) May 13, 2014

Sausage roll panic

Where you roll your self up tightly in your duvet and enter a claustrophobic panic mode.

I'll never do a sausage roll panic again, I thought I was gonna die.

by Mr sausage king February 2, 2017