Deathbed starfucker

Someone who uses their (real or alleged) incurable illness or near death experience to meet a famous person(s)

That guy I saw on the news, who almost died on his ATV, got back stage at the Kid Rock concert. He's a real deathbed starfucker.

Mattie Stepanek = Deathbed starfucker

Deathbed starfucker by Randy Ayn Rand November 14, 2012

starfucker 

an alternative band from Portland, Oregon. Briefly changed their name to "Pyramiddd", but they're back to Starfucker/STRFKR now.

Starfucker is awesome

starfucker by n0o0o0o0o0o0o0 June 30, 2010

stuffucking

The act of "stuffing in" your limp, helpless member in hopes of getting it up. Potential causes: you're too drunk or she's too ugly (see also Fugly).

I couldn't get it up so i started stuffucking her

stuffucking by Da Man July 16, 2004

starfucker 

someone who thinks some brief nearly non-existent connection with some great legend practically makes them a great legend too.

ok thrill me already - so you slept in David Bowie's hotel bed like three years after he checked out - woohoo - what a starfucker.

starfucker by angela June 6, 2003

satisfucked 

This happens after masturbation.

Dude, i jerked off so much i'm totally satisfucked.

satisfucked by H0lller April 21, 2009

Stunfuck

An event, action, comment, person, or process that's so fucked up, it stops you in your tracks literally or figuratively, or at least makes you shake your head in genuine shock and awe (can be noun, adjective, or verb)

I was entirely stunfucked by the 2016 election

That dude is an absolute stunfuck, 24/7

Stunfuck by Dirk Pritchard May 2, 2018

Starfucks

A bros way of referring to “Starbucks”

“Yo bro get me that girly ass pink drink at starfucks”

Starfucks by chHAad February 7, 2021