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Satch

Oh stop being such a satch and piss on the electric fence.
by Bent Himself June 15, 2003
mugGet the Satchmug.

Satch

"When I get the ladies goin', their panties gets hella satch". Or " it's so wet outside that the ground is satched"
by Fart friend February 9, 2019
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Satch

verb-satch, to satch, satching

The act of opening a beer(or other alcoholic beverage) at the beginning of a night of drinking and holding that beer for a long period of time, taking an extremely long time to finish it. Usually done to prolong the "getting drunk" process, or to hope noone notices to make you look "cool" because your holding your beer/cup of drink all night.
"Hey have you noticed that Chris has been satching that same Bud Heavy all night?"
by Nightbinger August 20, 2008
mugGet the Satchmug.

Satched

When one gets dual kicked in the sack. One foot per nut. Just go for it.
Example #1: Surprise. You got fuckin' satched, bitch --

Example #2: "Made stink eyes at a dude across the sidewalk. He and his crony came up and destroyed my groin. #Satched #Hospital2K21"
by BreezyVanillaBean June 18, 2021
mugGet the Satchedmug.

satch

a hard-ass glaswegian who is prefferably a bald dude that goes round chibbin folk with his home-made axe(a claw hammer with a stanley knife selotaped to it)
oh shit here comes satch
by jeffington September 30, 2005
mugGet the satchmug.

satch

that chick is swingin from my satch
by crazypaul52 April 12, 2009
mugGet the satchmug.

satching

not doin shit; sloth. Originated in North PHilly.
by Titanium October 6, 2004
mugGet the satchingmug.

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