Satch

The best player in Sonic Forces: Speed Battle

Have you heard of satch? Yeah he’s famous

by Senju Clan March 23, 2019

Satch

when you make somebody feel like shit and they totally fuck you over.

"Dude! That was shitty! You totally satched me!"

by Amanda March 7, 2004

satched

That act of being soaked or wet. Usually refers to water but has been used in the context of alcohol.

'Did you see that torrential downpour ? I forgot my umbrella and got absolutely satched'

'I drank so much beer last night, I was fookin' satched'

by Arhtur September 13, 2005

satch

Noun. Short form of "satchel," meaning a bag of marijuana. Some circles will also use "Satchel Paige."

I'm dry, Dog. You know where I can score a satch?

by Lono April 18, 2005

satch

to satch, ie: to complain or bitch

also can be inserted for any word

hey quit satching me!

satch!

why are you always satching me

by Hunter Ellis June 1, 2005

Satched

When one gets dual kicked in the sack. One foot per nut. Just go for it.

Example #1: Surprise. You got fuckin' satched, bitch --

Example #2: "Made stink eyes at a dude across the sidewalk. He and his crony came up and destroyed my groin. #Satched #Hospital2K21"

by BreezyVanillaBean June 18, 2021

satch

a hard-ass glaswegian who is prefferably a bald dude that goes round chibbin folk with his home-made axe(a claw hammer with a stanley knife selotaped to it)

oh shit here comes satch

by jeffington September 30, 2005