Saskatchewan Sprinkler

1: the act of using artificial or natural lubricant in between a females feet and placing an erected penis in between them, thrusting in and out. (otherwise known as the foot fuck but slightly differentiates) the modern day foot fuck lays at the females discretion. The Saskatchewan Sprinkler is the finishing of the foot fuck letting the semen spray in a sprinkler like motion. In order for it to be a true Saskatchewan Sprinkler the male has to make a sprinkler like sound while ejaculating on his female counterpart.
-can also be used in past tense. (Saskatchewan Sprinkler'ed)

ex.
chad: Bro i straight up Saskatchewan Sprinkler'ed my girlfriend last night. It was soo legit she asked if i was watering the lawn!

Brian: Bro you didn't!!!? cool.

chad: yess i did! and then she said: oooohh... your nailing by feet.......cool!

by Brochill7nattylightgamecube April 25, 2010

Saskatchewan Switchblade

(n) A beer bottle, broken in half over a bar and used to thrust shards of glass into another person.

a)Any other broken bottle (usually containing alcohol) used as a thrusting or slashing weapon.

Johnny smashed the bottle over the bar and broke it in half, he then stabbed Angus with his Saskatchewan Switchblade.

by Tyler Stef February 12, 2008

Fort Saskatchewan

A city in Alberta with the population of 25,000 located not far from Edmonton. Half of which are skid teenagers smoking behind every local 711 and the other half being old white men who can be found throughout the day at any of the several Tim Horton’s or at the Mc.Donalds. You may notice while in Fort Saskatchewan many new buildings going up. Those will most likely be Liquor Stores, Medical Clinics, or a hair dresser. Fort Saskatchewan already has many of those things, but according to the mayor Gale Ketchur who wears nothing except red, we never have enough. Hockey is a big deal in the city of Fort Saskatchewan so if you happen to be there it’s expected you go see a game. Warning : any teenage girl going near Fort Saskatchewan, 90% of the boys your age there are fuckboys beware and stay safe.

“Want to go to breakfast at Tims in Fort Sask tomorrow”

“Nah it’ll be packed with old people just come to my place for breakfast”

“I went to Fort Saskatchewan for a hockey game and this cute boy gave me his number”
“Delete his number he’s a fuckboy if he’s from Fort Sask”

by rayne1974 February 21, 2018

saspatch

noun.

1. a large, hairy software patch/update, taking 10 minutes or more to load.

2. The patch of hair that forms over the drain in the shower, that often resembles the pelt of a Sasquatch.

1. Let's go out and get coffee while the Saspatch loads.

2. The saspatch over our drain indicates the possible presence of Sasquatch in our shower,

by Nicholas Holland February 4, 2008

Saskatchewan

A province in the country of Canada, known for the Roughriders, Corner Gas and Gordie Howe. Is often mixed up with the fake place combining Saskatoon and Saskatchewan, Saskatchetoon

Saskatchewan is wicked

by Fresh Pickle December 9, 2014

saskatchewan

the only place where you can lose your dog, and watch it run away for 4 days.

saskatchewan is flat, like edmontons chance at winning the stanley cup.

by Cflames July 20, 2007

Saskatchewan

Home of the Canadian Public Healthcare System. Home of the first Democratic Socialist government government in North America. Home of farmers. Home of Ukrainian immigrants.

Easiest political body in the world to draw.

Saskatchewan's capitol is Regina, the city that rhymes with fun!

by Riley Lewis August 17, 2004