Sarcasm 

A word that gives you the possibility to play with your imagination when asked stupid questions.

A random is painting his fence, when his neighbor comes up to him and asks a stupid question:

Neighbor: Oh, you're painting your fence today?
Random: No, I'm milking cows on jupiter, while drinking light soda and driving.
Neighbour: Was that sarcasm?
Random: Now, why would you think that?

Sarcasm by TjoffTjoff November 18, 2009

Sarcasm 

To say the opposite of what is obvious.

Created by the Arch Duke of Wales in the 12 century when he told the king that he "loved the Crusades!". The sarcasm was so missed that the king had 3 more.

Tom: "wow you hit your head really hard. Are you ok?"

Sally: " I FEEL GREAT! ass"

Tom: "really"

Sally: " That was sarcasm Get me some ice."

Sarcasm by SphenMcdanielles March 4, 2009

Sarcasm 

Something that nobody on the internet can ever recognize.

Sarcasm post: Man, why does it gotta be summer already? Being trapped in a small building and being forced to listen to lectures is the funnest thing in the world!

Replier: What are you talking about?!? School sucks! You're retarded!

Sarcasm by danthaman15 June 22, 2009

Sarcasm 

If you're American that's probably why you're here looking for the definition.
Sarcasm:
mocking humor, or the use of irony to make a joke.

"what is the weather forecast for tonight"

"dark"

Sarcasm at its best

Sarcasm by Justforsarcasm January 12, 2017

Sarcasm 

A verbal reflex against stupidity. In my opinion one of the best types of humour.

- Sarcasm

*Man stumbles from a bar holding his stab wounded stomach and bumps into Guy*

Guy: Watch it prick!
Man: Oh I'm sorry. Is my dying getting in your way. Forget calling an ambulance, buy this man a drink.

Sarcasm by Ashleyy(: February 20, 2009

Sarcasm 

A defense against stupidity.

Statement: Do you have a bathroom?
Sarcasm in Reply: No, we wear diapers.

Sarcasm by BigMamaSoapyCarrots January 23, 2018

Sarcasm 

The most hilarious way to respond to anything. Usually a stupid comment becuase you may just sound retarded saying something sarcastic to something smart.

A dad looks at his son eating a cookie and asks "what are you eating?"

To that the son uses sarcasm and says "green beans."

Sarcasm by ILJS April 28, 2009