Salvation Mill

A church that takes advantage of visitors and newcomers by providing them with a cathartic emotional experience only to manipulate them into volunteering services and money. Most of them become disillusioned and leave the church, but by then the church's leadership is already working on the next batch of suckers.

Person #1: I just joined a new church, I get to help out there all the time. The pastor gave me a free book on how to manage my money.
Person #2: They just want to take your money and have you work for them for free. That place is total salvation mill.

by LuridHope October 5, 2013

Sabaton

A badass power metal band made up of and enjoyed by true chads.

If you don't lift to Sabaton you don't lift.

by Heavy Metal Chad October 5, 2019

Salvation Fap

When you are horny and think about engaging in an extremely sinful, degenerate sexual act, so you have a fap to avoid committing a worse sin than "just" fapping

Yesterday, I suddenly had the horny urge to engage in bestiality while having a large sausage shoved in my ass, so I did a Salvation Fap for damage control.

"May I ask, what sins did you confess at church yesterday?"
"Well, I had a short shower wank, to avoid going to the whorehouse again"
"Oh, so you had a Salvation Fap?"

by Sir Asbestos July 29, 2022

Sabaton

A swedish power metal band with songs about historic events. formed in 1999 still playing live.

HELL YEAH I'M ABOUT TO SEE SABATON LIVE!

by Darthbubbaaa February 12, 2018

starvational

When you cant even describe how hungry you are.. You are BEYOND hungry

BRB, STARVATIONAL

by Innocentkent April 11, 2010

Sabaton

A very good band that focuses on war, they have very powerful songs and are one of the few power metal bands where the keyboard is louder than the guitar.

From Sabaton's song 40 to 1: "A Barrage of Mortors and Guns"

by paz1994 December 21, 2009

salvation

something that saves from danger or difficulty or sin or evil

he book was my salvation from boredom.

by maboiisgrowingup2321 March 18, 2021