Sargasmic

So sarcastic that it's orgasmic.

The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".

The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.

"Did you see Seth Green in 'Sex Drive'? He was sargasmic! And amish!"

by sirrobinthebrave December 16, 2008

</sarcasm>

Used after a sarcastic retort to inform those too stupid to detect sarcasm by themselves. This is never spoken, only written, and generally only used in online forums or instant messenging and such.

Person A: You're so smart.
Person B: Thanks.
Person A: Whoops, forgot to include my sarcasm tags. <sarcasm> You're so smart. </sarcasm>

by Join the Alliance. August 25, 2006

sarcasmonaut

An individual so highly skilled and proficient in the art of sarcasm that they have metaphorically escaped the limits of earth-bound sarcasm, and are now exploring the sarcastic heavens.

Wow. They told me Jake was sarcastic, but he's like, sarcasmonaut.

by Sal Scozzari September 12, 2005

Sarasite

A die-hard sycophant for whom Sarah Palin can do no wrong. Sarasites literally worship the Alaskan governor and have grand illusions about her political future.

Sarasites can be found talking about the donations they have made to SarahPAC at Team Sarah Web sites.

by Ennealogic May 1, 2009

Sarasota Middle School

It's a melting pot of rich kids that smoke a lot of weed and chill kids that just try to live by the rich kids that are usually assholes. There are actually quite a few chill teachers (Like Mr. Lorenzo) but the rest are stinky old people that will trash your grade book with confusing grading systems and assignments. Our sports teams suck but it doesn't really matter because nobody acknowledges their existence. We live in Sarasota so you are either upper middle class or just scraping by financially, you can usually differentiate the two by seeing who wears hollister and who doesn't. There are some nice upper class kids but they are very rare to find. Our school ends later than everyone in the district at a record breaking 4:15 PM and starts at 9:15 AM EST. If you are at this school you are probably experiencing the heinous ingredients of this hellhole such as: hormones, stress, tests, social awkwardness, and bullies. You will probably see a popular kid date a girl for two weeks and break up with her then proceed to act like his/her life is over. If you go here or you are planning to, I wish you the best of luck.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Sarasota Middle School?

Person 2: Yeah, have you heard of entering the bowels of hell?

by whoamihandle May 19, 2021

saramambiche

Means “son of a bitch” used mainly in Puerto Rico, said first by Hector El Father popularized again by the song “Tu no mete cabra by Bad Bunny

“Tu no mete cabra saramambiche”

by xocesar October 27, 2017

sarcasmist

1) one who employs sarcasm often and well
2) one who studies the use of sarcasm

When sarcasm is mistakenly taken seriously, either the speaker is a lacking sarcasmist in the first sense of the word, or the listener and interpreter is lacking in the second (or, most often, both).

"Poe's Law kind of ruins it even for a skilled sarcasmist."

by Linguist1620 August 15, 2009