An extremely potent strain of Marijuana. "Santas Jizz" name was given to the strain because of its excessive white THC crystals. This new sativa cross breed between the infamous "pot of gold" and "sour diesel" is considered top of the line weed to the experianced stoner.
Jay: Hey man you got some of that santas jizz?
Bob: Fuck yea, and a bong.
Jay: Alright!!! Road trip to mars!
Bob: Fuck yea, and a bong.
Jay: Alright!!! Road trip to mars!
by 420coloradoherbin' November 25, 2011
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"Oh all of the big presents are coming via drone this year from Amazon being as Timmy as become Santaspicious"
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Super antsy. A term to describe someone who seems to be very agitated, especially when there seems to be no particular reason.
“The boss just gave me a deadline for this afternoon, I’m getting Sants!”.
“Man, why are you so Santsy?”, “McDonalds Milkshake machine’s still broken…!”
“Man, why are you so Santsy?”, “McDonalds Milkshake machine’s still broken…!”
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Get the Sack of Santas mug.an obselite exclamation of someones utter incompetence or a completley meaningless exclamation when one is annoyed.
by Watt April 1, 2008
Get the santasanshulefacher mug.The most scrumchulescent you will ever meet. A Santasia is a great friend and she loves to par-tay. Her catch phrases may include: "I don'T know!" (Emphasis on the "T."), "Shut up, I hate you!! (:," "Whathuhfuhh??" and "You butt-licker!" She's downright crazy. She is really really really pretty and she love almost everybody, but not that nasty hoe-skank in the locker room that one time who used to date Dylan Hallagan. Oh, she also lovesss Tod, and taking pisses in people named Jeremy's bushes with people named Hannah, while Jeremy watches.
Girl: Omigod did you see what Santasia did?
Guy: Yeah she just took her top off! I love her!
Girl: How can you love her and not meeeee?
Guy: Santasia is wayy cooler than you and she has bigger boobs. (:
Guy: Yeah she just took her top off! I love her!
Girl: How can you love her and not meeeee?
Guy: Santasia is wayy cooler than you and she has bigger boobs. (:
by Sir Patrick Charles Gustav III November 19, 2009
Get the Santasia mug.A game played by employers just before the festive season. The message "santas sack and yourname" is texted by phone to a predetermined number owned by the company. The cost of these texts is £1 including VAT. The person with the least number of texts loses there job.
"The company has made massive profits this year so to celebrate we are going to have a bit of fun by laying a few people off. Text Santas Sack with your name to 65325, calls cost £1 each. Lines close 24th December. The members of staff with the lowest revenue get sacked in January"
"Happy Xmas Everyone"
"Happy Xmas Everyone"
by newmillsbones1966 September 11, 2011
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