samuelbart

The action of shoving a potato up ones butt hole

He just jammed it right up there pulling a samuelbart.

by Mr scientist January 27, 2014

samuelba

Samuelba is the Greek root of a SAMUEL shoving a moist warm potato up a rectum analy. The painful process is rewarded with the Egyptian feeling of potato shoving. Samuels tend to have a mass rush of high as they anally penetrate their BUTTHOLE. Potato anal shoving is a higher rush than being high for most Samuels.

"How is he so high?"

"He must have done a Samuelba cuz he is as high as a flying potato!"

by Mr scientist January 29, 2014

samuella

Samuella is an ancient term for a small energetic individual who enjoys fairies, cupcakes, and other whimsical creatures. Samuellas also enjoy animated films about princesses, as well as ponies and sparkles.

In 1970, a medieval vellum manuscript was found during an archeological excavation in the Scottish highlands. This manuscript contains the earliest known usage of the term "Samuella" to describe a tavern dancing girl in 1437. The inscription can be found below.

Samuella is also the feminine version of the popular Biblical name "Samuel."

Samuella, she's a tiny little slut,
Samuella, likes to take it in the butt. (repeat X 30)

"That girl looked ridiculous in her pink sequin Glinda outfit. What a Samuella."

by Meebus Maximus Polygamous IV May 26, 2008

samelia

Very loving, caring and the best girl you could ever meet. She is all some it bed and knows what she is doing even when it is her first time. Samelia is the best friend that you can’t find everywhere and the best partner one in a million. You can’t find a girl like this anywhere so look closely. One thing you need to know is that she is so beautiful, like drop dead pretty.

Did you see Samelia’s outfit today its is so nice i wonder where she got it from.

by Howtohandle January 15, 2021

Samuelite

Kevin Samuels minions/zealots who are quick to quote Kevin Samuels' critiques on women but refuse to work on themselves. They often make claims to be "high value men" without meeting any of the criteria listed by Samuels himself. They use Samuel's harsh criticism of women as an excuse to be demeaning and condescending to women and love to use his buzzwords without any accountability for his own actions. Signs you are dating a Samuelite include false claims of being an alpha male and being asked what you bring to the table. They refer to him as the Godfather and don't see anything wrong with what he has to say or how he says it. They are quick to reference your feminine energy whenever you respond without an ounce of authority to their stupidity.

Girl how was your date last night?

It would've been great but he turned out to be a Samuelite.

by SuperCoolJesusGirl September 21, 2021

samueljacksonlover

samueljacksonlover has the most iconic pfp on tiktok, so iconic that everyone else is scared to make it their pfp in fear that she will come after them.

wow, samueljacksonlover is iconic in every possible way.

by <<<<3 June 25, 2021

SAMUELLA

This is a girl with big eyes mostly she is so beautiful. She is akind of girl it is so hard for her to get a boy friend, although she always has a crush on boys but is shy to tell them. But dont forget she is beautiful. If you have a samuella she is precious in your life, keep her and dont loose her.

person 1: Did you see samuella anywhere?
person 2: Ofcourse she is too beatiful to be seen.

by tlkkkkkkk November 6, 2023