salmonella

a disease contracted by reptiles that spreads easily to humans. its not good to keep small reptiles around children. do not let them put the reptiles in their mouths. also, you need a protected cage for small reptiles with salmonella, because it can easily seep out and be contracted by humans. small reptiles are illegal in the united states because salmonella was contracted by many americans in the 1970s. DO NOT LET REPTILES WITH SALMONELLA BE PURCHASED! especially if they are not sold through a certified pet store.

"Becky, don't lick the small turtle or else you will contract salmonella"

by Rebecca N12345 August 5, 2007

Salmonella

a breed of cross-dressing salmon that now go by the name "ella". despite their proper upbringing as male salmon, they now prefer that you refer to them as Salmonella.

chuck: "check it out dude i caught a SALMONELLA!"
bob: "how the flying shit did you do that chuck?!"
chuck: "easy, fished in the sluttiest part of the reef. ;)"
bob: "niiiice, high five man!"

Lief Erickson: "Tharr she blows! Give me the net and let me catch some of this grade A salmonella. hinguh dinguh durrhen!"

by spankycookie November 17, 2010

salmonella rushdie

A serious bacteria-ailment that can land you on the Muslims' "top ten most wanted" hit-list.

The only sure prevention for the salmonella rushdie virus is to be careful what kind of books you author.

by QuacksO January 25, 2019

Salmonella

A very rare but feircley aggressive multi-condensed DNA gene that can be contracted threw close physical/sexual contact with the breeding organs aka: genitals of a dyslexic salmon with missing chromozones, once sexual penetration has been breached with the downsyndrome dyslexic salmon you will acquire salmonella

salmonella will change your DNA and turn you into a homosexual, if already a homo you will become a transvestite or a parking inspector

Oi bily ya risky fuck wit don’t put your cock in that retarded fish or youll get salmonella

by The dank salmon June 9, 2018

salmonella

The outcome after fishing for salmon with nilla wafers.

Man 1:I don't feel right.
Man 2:why?
Man 1:I got the salmonella.

by Albal44 March 4, 2009

salmonella chinstrap

Where the woman is on all fours nude and a pork tenderloin is placed within her anal cavity (plunger optional). After 45 minutes, the woman releases the pork tenderloin, like an easy-bake oven, which a male then places around his neck like a scarf. Then the male proceeds to eat the tenderloin, like a candy necklace.

Dude 1: Hey Dude, how was your weekend?

Dude 2: Dude! I got my wife a nice pork tenderloin and she gave me a Salmonella Chinstrap.

by J-hem May 24, 2019

Salmonella

Salmonella : where you eat raw chicken your aunt Margret cooked.

Salmonella: your aunt Margaret cooked it.

“ Dinneres ready “

‘Coming aunt Margret’

‘ ew ! This chicken looks raw.. are you sure you cooked this correctly?’

“ Yes Kate, eat up”

Day later

✨ vomit everywhere ✨

‘Aha ! I knew this wasn’t cooked. I’ll be telling Margret about this. ‘

by YourAuntMargret September 27, 2020