solasexual

Conjunction: solace + sexual: n. Someone who hooks up with another, not for love, attraction, or boredom, but out of mutual sorrow. adj. Having the characteristics of sexual activity performed exclusively to fuck the misery out of each other.

"My job sucks, my divorce papers came in, and I turned 40 today. Might as well find a crummy dive bar and get some solasexual action."

by Anhedonis October 13, 2011

Salamasexual

This is ivy’s sexuality and no one else they’re the only person who’s allowed to use it , this is ivy’s sexuality because they love their gf to death and only her🙏🏻

Hey I’m ivy and I’m Salamasexual

by Avrrryyy February 1, 2021

sabasexual

sabasexual people are people who are attracted to people with the name “saba”

hey i’m sabasexual

by hotgurlstiles July 7, 2021

saunasexual

The fat, nasty old man at the gym who likes to get in a sauna fully nude just to see the reaction of disgust by others when he sits down.

Man, I hate it when this saunasexual comes in here and plops his cash and prizes on the bench.

by DesignLowRider March 28, 2008

Slavasexualny

A made up sexuality, purportedly about Ukraine, that is actually a parody of wheatsexuality, where one is sexually attracted to wheat fields under the open sky in a manner similar to the ukrainian flag.

"You know that guy with the ukrainian flag? I heard that guy is slavasexualny"
"No Joe, you wheatphobe, he's wheatsexual, that's our pride flag"
"Our?!"

by Dliver April 5, 2022

savosexual

When you're attracted to a Kurdish person named Savo.

Filip: I'm savosexual!

by Not mattias September 29, 2017

sashasexual

When you’re only attracted to the amazing swag goddess mommy Sasha.

- “what’s your sexuality?”
- “oh, I’m sashasexual”

by dvxez March 19, 2021