Slavasexualny 

A made up sexuality, purportedly about Ukraine, that is actually a parody of wheatsexuality, where one is sexually attracted to wheat fields under the open sky in a manner similar to the ukrainian flag.

"You know that guy with the ukrainian flag? I heard that guy is slavasexualny"
"No Joe, you wheatphobe, he's wheatsexual, that's our pride flag"
"Our?!"

Slavasexualny by Dliver April 5, 2022