A made up sexuality, purportedly about Ukraine, that is actually a parody of wheatsexuality, where one is sexually attracted to wheat fields under the open sky in a manner similar to the ukrainian flag.
"You know that guy with the ukrainian flag? I heard that guy is slavasexualny"
"No Joe, you wheatphobe, he's wheatsexual, that's our pride flag"
"Our?!"
"No Joe, you wheatphobe, he's wheatsexual, that's our pride flag"
"Our?!"
by Dliver April 5, 2022