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Client: what's the effort to implement the solution in our environment?
Sales: it will take between 12 and 16 days....

Colleague: how did you figure that out without knowing details of their environment?
Sales: sales math
by a-pseudonym-defined October 8, 2020
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May Al-Saleh

(v) The act of being a smart confident & independent woman. While also being extremely stylish, creative and an impeccable business woman.
Girl: I want to be successful, but I don’t know how.
Boy: Just May Al-Saleh it and you’ll be set for life.
by badermj April 12, 2021
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Sales Maker

Daaamn...sales makers for days

Dont be such a sales maker
by Speedee & Gohan November 25, 2006
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Macy's One Day Sale.

Definition 1: An above average looking male/female percieved as a 9 or 10, who couples up with a below average looking male/female, percieved as a 4 or a 5.

Definition 2: An analogy to explain how an unattractive person couples up with an attractive person. The unattractive person usually "shops" and "buys" his/her boyfriend/girlfriend at Walmart, but happens to get lucky and hit the Macy's one day sale.
Mark: Wow,,,,how did Fat Amy hook up with Johnny Football?
Kim: I have no idea.
Mark and Kim (in unison): "Macy's One Day Sale."
by Federal Pest Control January 8, 2013
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A term/saying used to wish people good luck on boxing day or the night before, so that the person receiving this may get good deals and discounts.
Hey Merry Christmas. Thank You Merry Christmas to you too, oh and May The Sales be in your Favour! Thank you also with you.
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Sales & Marketing Director

The Sales & Marketing Director is an individual that spends an exorbitant amount of time contemplating marketing & selling. Whilst not actually understanding the product. But manages to actively sell himself with pretty line charts, inventing facts and interfering with things he neither understands nor is within his remit. Trying to make himself look good by making others look bad.
“The new Sales guy has started! We have been told he is our last, best hope! He is the Sales & Marketing Director”. Only to hear in reply “oh this guy with the pretty line charts & post it notes? He can’t sell for toffee, let alone count… spends all his time interfering in what doesn’t concern him, is about a disappointing as Luke Skywalker in “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” and I have heard their is another…”
by Glimmer December 10, 2023
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banana sales man

"Dude, stop being such a banana sales man!"
"I wanna be a banana sales man when I grow up, if you catch my drift."
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