Da vell salamy on your wibe

Thats just too bad, too bad for you, better luck next time.

Wow!Da vell salamy on your wibe, you forgot to answer the multiple choice questions on the other page for your S.A.T exam.

by Craig Frazier October 21, 2007

Douche salâde

A douchebag so douché, his fabric is comprised of the douchiest qualities amassed from the douchiest of douchebags. These ingredients together combine to form the ultimate douche: the douche salâde, a douche so douchey that a circumflex was required to capture the full extent of his doucheté.

NB: Not to be confused with douche salad.

Example 1
A: Hey, take a look at that ass wipe over there.
B: I know, right? What a douche salâde!

Example 2
A: Why aren't you pussies drinking yet? It's like 3 PM!
B: Brad, stop being such a douche salâde...

by Caesar Salâde March 17, 2016

Drying Salami

Drying Salami: A sexual practice in which a male withdraws his penis from a partner's anal sphincter, followed by the partner exhaling warm air onto the penis with the aim of inducing ejaculation.

During their intimate encounter, John withdrew and asked Jane to perform drying salami as a form of alternative stimulation."

by Chick Bowdry August 31, 2023

Diesel Coated Salami Pirate

Diesel Coated Salami Pirates or Salami Pirates for short is another term for Lot Lizards, or Truck stop prostitutes

There's a Diesel Coated Salami Pirate going truck to truck offering her services

by The dirty trucker June 24, 2024

Diesel Coated Salami Pirate

Salami Pirate for short, Another term for a lot lizard or Truck stop prostitute

There's a Diesel Coated Salami Pirate offering her services to truck drivers

by The dirty trucker June 24, 2024