Defined as: Noun: What your ass turns into after partaking in a fast food lunch. It is also another way of saying diarrhea. The end result is your ass spackling a toilet wall with shit. This term is coined after the famous hand operated kitchen utensil sold on TV in the 80's which "shot" salad from a small orifice.
Damn that supposedly healthy sandwich I just ate made me run to the bathroom for a salad shooter experience.
by E2thaP2thaMD October 23, 2008
Get the Salad Shootermug. A salad shooter is usually a vegan individual that consumes too little food prior to a night of heavy drinking, karaoke and or playing video games, specifically Dance Dance Revolution.
The "shooting" occurs about an hour later, unexpectedly, when the victim pukes suddenly - coating windows, walls and soaking clothing with bile and shredded carrot bits.
The "shooting" occurs about an hour later, unexpectedly, when the victim pukes suddenly - coating windows, walls and soaking clothing with bile and shredded carrot bits.
by claw_machine March 19, 2010
Get the Salad Shootermug. by h3l1x December 31, 2002
Get the salad shootermug. In the gay community, the 2nd Lieutenant to a Gaybo Watson, but not quite yet of the Fagasaurus Rex stature. A Salad Shooter is often delegated more menial tasks, such as eating ass and rubbing Ben Gay on sore rump roasts. Alas, the Salad Shooter must earn his keep the old fashioned gay way if he ever hopes to achieve Fagasaurus Rex super stardom.
"Garth, when in the world is Bootsie Bob gonna promote you? Sweetheart, you've been a Salad Shooter for way too long!"
by Scotty Smith November 19, 2007
Get the Salad Shootermug. by Jim May 14, 2003
Get the salad shootermug. by "W" November 30, 2006
Get the salad shootersmug. Same expression as balls in a vice-grip
I have been given the opportunity to go out with a cheerleader, but my girlfriend found out, looks like they really have my balls in a salad shooter.
by The Dalai Llama November 22, 2003
Get the balls in a salad shootermug.