Saint Patrick's Day

The bestest day in the entire world. Everyone is Irish and you can drink until you're shit faced. Guinness flows like water and you get to pinch people on the ass. It's also MY BIRTHDAY! WOOOO HOOOO

Meet you at the pub for some lucky charms and green beer.

Saint Patrick's Day by Patty March 28, 2004

Saint Patrick's Day

A day for all of ireland to get pissed

It's Saint Patrick's Day, time for a drink

Saint Patrick's Day by gkbcfc March 18, 2008

Saint Patrick's Day

March 17 - a Day to Drink as much piss as possible (notably Guinness) then fall over the floor swearing at your mates and the bartenders

Drink that Guinness mate

Saint Patrick's Day by Brother Number One March 21, 2004

Saint Patrick's Day

An excuse to get drunk on a Sunday.

Person 1: Lets go get drunk.
Person 2: But there's school tomorrow!
Person 1: So? It's Saint Patrick's day!
Person 2: WHy didn't you say so in the first place?

Saint Patrick's Day by Emadorily March 13, 2005

Saint Patrick's Day

Free beer in Ireland (Lucky sons of bitches), a whole load of pinching for those who don't wear green in other countries. Stupid leprechaun cunts.

The next kid who pinches me for not wearing green, I'll fucking devour you and your mom.

Saint Patrick's Day by The Robinator March 25, 2004

Saint Patrick's Day

The feast day of the patron saint of ireland. Great because you get off school and/or work (in Ireland at least) and you have an excuse to swear a lot, drink a lot and be patriotic to the emerald isle. The parades are brilliant craic and remember to wear green... =

Stupid if you're not actually irish, only pretending. You're not irish if your great great great granny emigrated from dublin in 1709. =

"Are ye coming down to the Saint Patrick's Day parade in Cork?"
"Aye, what's it got for me?"
"Drink, girls and a load o' craic"

Saint Patrick's Day by hermanthevikingfish March 18, 2008

Saint Patrick's Day

An unnecessary day hosted with irregular attacks like pinching causing caustic blood drips.

Also a celebration for the long supressed Irish - another addition to holidays celebrating Americas loving for i-am-sorry-for-hurting-you-oppression.

Example One
"Bitch Ima piench ye ass."
Example Two
"Sorry my Irish bitch I did not mean to skin you."

Saint Patrick's Day by isuckaeye March 17, 2004