Sailboat fuel

If you own a sailboat, it's the wind in your sails.

Yea were gonna head out today, hurricane Wendy left us with plenty of sailboat fuel.

by Solid Mantis December 14, 2016

Poop Sailboat

A sexual act in which a Male/Female defecates on themselves with their legs closed and leaning over an object. Followed by a partner Male/Female that urinates on the fecal matter; causing the feces to slide down between their legs like a Poop Sailboat.

Mr. Van Den Berg's Poop Sailboat caused a rash down the back of his legs, that was visible while he wore shorts.

by Mr Van Den Berg February 25, 2010

SailBoat

A fully strected out ballsack, resembeling the sail on a sailboat.

I cant believe he showed your mom the sailboat.

by tom clancey February 10, 2004

Sioux City Sailboat

A conjunction of a robust mullet and its wearer on a skateboard or other wheeled vehicle, usually on a very windy day.

Steve: You're here early today, Jethro.

Jethro: I left at the normal time, but I rode in on my Sioux City Sailboat.
Steve: How are you going to get home. The forecast calls for almost no wind this afternoon.
Jethro: Well fuck my sister! *thinks real hard* Can you give me a lift?
Steve: No! You haven't bathed in weeks!!

by b-dob December 9, 2009

Ripened Sailboat

When one sneaks onto one of their friends boats, and proceed to wipe their ass all over the sail and/or deck

You hear about what happened in the port? Someone got a ripened sailboat.

by GasMaskOverdrive March 10, 2017

sailboats

pocket fours in texas hold'em

Randy: Ohhhhhhh, I just got beat with sailboats against my two pair, worst beat of my life!!!

by Baker Rawlings July 24, 2008

Sailboat

A sexual act that requires 3 people. 2 girls, & 1 dude. The guy lays down on his back and one girl gets on his penis and the other girl gets on his mouth. They are facing each other and give each other a high 10 giving the illusion of a sailboat.

Becky & Tanya Sailboated the hell out of Steve.

by BigDaddyK82 November 3, 2014