Salers syndrome

Possibly the single most boring place to holiday in on the planet, the town of Salers in the Auvergne is most noted for it's breed of Cattle and the Cheese produced there. Perfectly summed up by a poster near the hotel lifts stating (In french) "SALERS! One town! One breed of Cow! One type of Cheese!"

Salers syndrome is the feeling you get when you arrive for what you believe to be an action packed holiday and then end up spending two weeks desperately reading anything you can get your hands on by the swimming pool in a vague attempt to relieve the monotony.

Essentially it amounts to a mind numbing boredom while on holiday where you feel as if you should be having fun.

"Hey man, how's the holiday going?"
"Today I ended up reading the washing instructions on all of my clothes. I really should have brought more books with me."
"Ah, a classic case of Salers syndrome."

by Jean Claude du boredguy August 4, 2008

saggers

See stapleton.

Lets all nipple-cripple Saggers!!!

by TT March 17, 2004

Saglets

A very informal way of greeting a good friend.

Me: Saglets!
Lance: Saglets to you too, mate!

by Heather Moonbeam I May 18, 2010

saggers

when a woman's boobies sag to her belly button.

when a mans dong is 8 inches or more.

When someones ass sags to there ankles.

Woah Bryan did you see that old lady with those saggers?!?

Wow Sandy, Jerry has a real sagger!

by Ballsaggington June 4, 2018

Saggers

Droopy tits, hanging low, like long socks filled with vomit.

Fani Wllis's saggers were on display during her testimony.

by Dirty Harry 2 February 19, 2024

pro-saggers

A person who answered on the side of sag when asked, Would you rather have saggy tits or no tits at all?

Pro-saggers wiped the floor with no-saggers (ironing boards) when we surveyed 93 people!

by TheSlowTwin December 24, 2008

Man-Saggers

A occurrence in a human male who is obese where the increased number of female hormones combine with the fat to create a saggy, wrinkly mess around the nipple area. This can sometimes lead to lactation, and decreased activity in the hardening of the nipples.

Otherwise Known as "shriveled whales" and "Inflated Dehydrated Chest Syndrome"

1. Tom to friends : Man, i heard Jack got the Man-saggers, that shit's deadly. Poor guy, they're really freakin gross too.

2. Doctor to Tom: Im Sorry lad, it seems you have man-saggers. Im going to start you on a intense rehabilitation program, but im sorry to say, your never gonna be the same.

Tom: Fuck my life

by simon3335 May 20, 2009