starfuckery

The degree of egregious idolatry and adulation someone engages in when in the presence of a person more famous than them.

Reaching new levels of starfuckery at an APEC summit, New Zealand Prime Minister John Key pressed himself against US President Barack Obama's leg and began a frottage that was unbecoming of the occasion. The Cambodian hosts expressed their firm disapproval of starfuckery by making Mr Key wear a Gay Red Shirt for the remainder of the day.

by Statler and Waldorf November 27, 2012

Shitfuckery

The process by which your brain is fucked and you are not worth shit.

This fucktard has a bad case of shitfuckery!

by naimon April 27, 2009

swanfucker

Noun. One who performs sexual intercourse with swans, frequently used as an insult or term of abuse.

Tim, you are such a dirty rotten swanfucker!

by MFerg September 3, 2011

Shamfuckery

A term used to describe something that is unbelievable and improbable but still occurs and usually has a negative meaning behind it; absolute bullshit

Did you see Graham steal those handles from the party? That was absolute shamfuckery

Some shamfuckery happened after the cops thew us out of the concert.

by everest76 January 17, 2014

Seatfucker

A person who is sexually attracted to specifically Car Seats.

Todd: Hey Mike. Why is there a stain on my new cloth car seat?
Mike: i fucked your car seat...
Todd: goddamn Seatfucker...

by Seatfucker64 July 20, 2023