Suzan

A person in denial. She loves to steal husbands and will claim that they aren’t yours in the first place. So keep your husbands at least 100 feet away. Annoying but you’ll get use to her. Love you.

Suzzie sheep aka Suzan

by your-amazing-friend August 29, 2019

Suzanned

When you've had 12 drinks and she's a 6, then take her home and there is not a negative number low enough the next morning

"Shouldn't have brought her home last night man, you got Suzanned"

by Succubusbaby June 9, 2018

Mary Suzan

A very kind, smart, athletic, helpful girl. Loves to read and likes everything to be as good as can be!

Mary Suzan is Awesome.

by Kudnow February 26, 2017

saggy Suzan

When you fart and you feel the need to verify your underwear or when a bit of shit actually came out of your ass

Ah man! I just made a saggy Suzan

by Fattyswiss January 27, 2015

Suzan

The actual definition of stupidity.

Oh god, i just met a Suzan.

by TNSeal June 19, 2017

Suzan en Freek

A very hot duo according to Jelmer.

Kijk de zon die danst op de ramen
'T is nog niet eens zomer geweest
We kunnen overal over praten
Maar soms vertelt de stilte het meest
-Suzan en Freek

by YoungSexySiedamos June 8, 2022