2 definitions by Succubusbaby

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When you've had 12 drinks and she's a 6, then take her home and there is not a negative number low enough the next morning
"Shouldn't have brought her home last night man, you got Suzanned"
by Succubusbaby May 26, 2018
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Accepting crazy into your life, being forced to ahut out ALL of your friends and giving up any and all privacy
"Glad I left that crazy bitch, she ashlynned me"
by Succubusbaby May 26, 2018
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