Definitions by Succubusbaby

Ashlynned

Accepting crazy into your life, being forced to ahut out ALL of your friends and giving up any and all privacy

"Glad I left that crazy bitch, she ashlynned me"

When you've had 12 drinks and she's a 6, then take her home and there is not a negative number low enough the next morning

"Shouldn't have brought her home last night man, you got Suzanned"