A friend you kind of know, enough to be besties with them when your real best friend is absent from school or can't go to a party. Someone who usually isn't your first choice, but is nice enough for you to be temporary friends with them until you find your real friend(s). But afterward, you will probably never talk to them again.
Sarah: Are you going to Marcia's party since you guys were hanging out during chemistry class?
Jill: No. She was just my Substitute Friend.
Jill: No. She was just my Substitute Friend.
by Kona Kon Tiki December 20, 2010
Get the Substitute Friend mug.The action of grabbing a handful of snow and making love to it in order to get the feeling of being with an albino women.
me and my dad were having a snowball fight when suddenly the snow hit my crotch and i felt the beautiful sensation of substitute albino love.
by altairalex February 4, 2015
Get the substitute albino love mug.the flabby, wing-like flaps on the bottom part of a woman's upper arms; that every time they wave or write on the board the skin flaps in the air. (most commonly seen in the education field)
Mrs. Clark has HUGE substitute arms. Every time she writes out the Pythagorean theorem on the board , I'm scared they will knock me out in the back row!
by ivie03 April 6, 2017
Get the Substitute arms mug.1. Wannabe teachers who fill in when regular teachers are unavailable. During strikes, are called SCABs. Usually lost without lesson plans, and serve more as adult supervision than in teaching capacities. If they attempt to teach, they frequently contradict what the regular teacher has taught. Also known as subs.
2. Prostitutes hired for the purpose of teaching uninitiated kids about the birds and the bees by friends orredneck rents who can't figure out any better way to get the lesson across, or perhaps because they want to watch and learn a thing or three themselves.
2. Prostitutes hired for the purpose of teaching uninitiated kids about the birds and the bees by friends orredneck rents who can't figure out any better way to get the lesson across, or perhaps because they want to watch and learn a thing or three themselves.
by FridgeRaider May 23, 2004
Get the substitute teachers mug.by intrnashonalsuperstud June 5, 2009
Get the Substitute PE teacher mug.You should've been there! We threw papers, pencils..all over the place. We asked stupid questions like "Why is the sky blue" and crawled all over the floor. The substitute teacher couldn't do shit about it! ~ (Dirge)
by Dirge February 13, 2005
Get the substitute teachers mug.Something that McDonald's puts on their hamburgers instead of real cheese. Is made out of palm oil and does not really has a flavor but melts very well and is very, very cheap.
Customer; "I would like a nice juicy McHamburger with Cheddar cheese"
Nutritionist; "Actually, that's not cheese. It's substitute cheese. It just looks like cheese"
Nutritionist; "Actually, that's not cheese. It's substitute cheese. It just looks like cheese"
by Ronald Mac Donald October 20, 2008
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